Here are the five Rules for men to follow for a happy Life that Russel J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. he died not knowing that he would someday win the "coolest headstone" contest."Five rules for men to follow for a happy Life"1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.This one is Compliments of John ACake or BedA husband Is at home watching a football game when his wife Interrupts, honey, could you fix the Light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now.He Looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights now? does It Look Like I have "ge" stamped on my forehead? I don't think. Forty, and barely making ends meet."Well, good luck." See you at the gym tomorrow. Bye."Megan hung up the phone and contemplated what she was wearing. She had absolutely no idea how to dress for this. A shrug accompanied the decision that she may as well just stick with the top and jeans she was wearing. Whoever ended up living in the basement may as well get used to her normal at-home attire, because both bathrooms were upstairs.She did take the time to run a brush through her dark brown locks and put on a little makeup. After all, this was as much her first impression to make as it was for the potential boarders.The doorbell rang at exactly two o'clock. Well, that's a good sign I suppose, Megan thought. Here we go.She couldn't completely hide her puzzled look when she saw a young blond-haired man upon opening the door."Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm here to look at the room." Oh. Uhm, of course." Megan silently cursed herself for letting the surprise and nervousness she felt creep into her.
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